Video games are a terrible evil that has been silently spreading over the land. Teaching people about gardening is one of the worst offenses I’ve seen from this so called form of “entertainment”.

If you don’t believe me, just watch this documentary. Game Over. I rest my case.

Back from bizarro land, Owen, great job on the video. Just the right amount of humour and mock seriousness to give a lasting impression. It’s made even more amusing if you ask Stacy about her garden sometime.

And yes, she is now taking about planting real plants outside come summer. The horror. The horror. The horror.